I love this Astronaut Crazed Lover story. Apparently in some kind of love triangle, one of the two females drove from Houston to Orlando to sort things out with her competition. Abandoning her husband and kids, she brought a BB gun, a wig, a knife, a trench coat, and, showing impressive commitment, some adult diapers so she could avoid pitstops and headed straight to Orlando. She then found, threatened, and pepper-sprayed her competitor, only to be arrested at Orlando International Airport. Now this otherwise pretty girl looks like a crackhead in a mugshot, and she’s thrown away a promising career, showing once again that love conquers all, including common sense and self control.
Needless to say, Bill Oefelein’s social value has gone way up, and he will undoubtedly be fending off female astronauts, car attendants, bartenders, secretaries, waitresses, and every other chick who recognizes him for the forseeable future.
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I am disturbed by your second link, that you would know it was there, and that it was not labelled NSFW. I am also distressed that you failed to mention the best part of all of the Astronut stories: “Nowak told police she wore adult diapers so she wouldnââ¬â¢t have to stop to urinate while racing to confront the woman, whom she said she ââ¬Åonly wanted to scareââ¬Â.”