I was reading a grim account of the life sentence given to the savage murderer of a lovely Arkansas news anchor, and came upon this quote:
“It’s not until he’s carried out of Tucker Max in a pine box will he really meet his true judgment,” Cannady added, referring to Arkansas’ Tucker Maximum Security Prison.
Tucker Max is also the name of a college friend of mine who was arrogant as hell, went to law school, didn’t fit in with corporate firms, and had the last laugh by writing stories about drinking, chasing girls, and general decadence. He recently wrote a book entitled Assholes Finish First.
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Cool! Could you tell us some stories about your celebrity college friend? Might be interesting.
P.S. I thought you were older. Or maybe that Tucker Max was younger.
I think a breathilizer would make a very fine Christmas present indeed.